Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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everyone dislike this

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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