A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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