Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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