How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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