What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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i eat poop

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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