Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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learn. advance!

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