Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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