Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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homework

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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