What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Land Rovers

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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