This one time at band camp....

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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