What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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