Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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