What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Are you a tree

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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whats green and lives in the water

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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