Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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