Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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