What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Akshaytiger World

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Don't rape me!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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