How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Tunechi

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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