Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Black people are clen.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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I am quite mature.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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