Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Womens rights

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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