A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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