What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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Gay rights

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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sweaty black guy

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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