what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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