Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Cancer

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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An man walks to a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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