What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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