Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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