When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Fat people

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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