How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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