What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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