Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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