Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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So I was walking down the road today

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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