why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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