My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Women's sports

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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