A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Women

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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obama

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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