How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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