Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Iggy Azalea

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Womens' rights.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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