- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Women's rights

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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