why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Where is my tractor?

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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