- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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