Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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A women in the kitchen.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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what's black? a lot of things.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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