- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

men

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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