What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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I'm a like whore

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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thomas!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Enchilada

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Your all fags

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Chlamydia

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