What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Like if you like big tits.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Pain Olympics.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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