why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Daym im romantic

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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