Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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NEVER

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Yee

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Anti Joke

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