- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Obama is a good president.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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