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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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