Does this napkin chloroform?

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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