After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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autistic kids rock

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Women can vote? WTF

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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this website is a bad joke

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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