Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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I'm gay.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Canada

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Halo < COD

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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