Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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