What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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I was once a hamster.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Christians pornstars.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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