Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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That's what she didn't say

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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