Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

what do you call gingers ugly.

A van drives into a car.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

i dont care if you rate me or not

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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