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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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