What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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