Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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eloise dey.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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The Oakland Raiders

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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