Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

what do u call a black man a black man

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Left. That one direction...

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Penis.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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