-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Racial Equality.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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