What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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How old are you? 7

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Knock knock Go away

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Women's rights

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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