Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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