an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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The Colts this year.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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hey.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Anti Joke

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