What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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