What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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