To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Punching a baby

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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