a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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TIMMAH!

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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