There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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