What did one Japanese man say to the other? I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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That is so fetch

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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