Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Jews

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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