- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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