What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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I'm Coming

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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school homewrok

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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