How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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haha

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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a horse walks into a barn

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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thumbs up!

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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