Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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thumbs up!

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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elen degeneres is straight....

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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