Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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