the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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