how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Anti Joke

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