The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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I would rape her

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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