A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Woman's rights

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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