Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What time is it? 20:45.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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An man walks to a bra

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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I was once a hamster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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