Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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