What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Women's rights

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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whats a willy? -brock

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The EPA.

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