What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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