who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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