whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

Your so gay, that you like men!

...NO.

Derp

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

I had a submarine.... once

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

People Order Our Patties

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Anti Joke

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