- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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