Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Bake until golden at 375

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What's the deal with brown?

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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YOLO.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Anti Joke

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