whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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