Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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knock knock? come in

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Dylan Eichas

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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