What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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TOBUSCUS

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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