Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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A scottish man having fun

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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