A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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George Bush.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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So you there Red?

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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