So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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