What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Hello

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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http://www.com/

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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