- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Roses are flowers.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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