What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

Tim likes girls

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

You are joking right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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