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  • ha ha ha.. this site is hilarious

  • The bartender then replies, "No, actually. The days are 23 hours and 56 minutes long."

  • are you people really arguing time and daylight savings as opposed to taking the anti-joke for what it is...

  • Actually, each day is about 23 hours and 56 minutes. Every day, the day gets 0.000000006 of a second longer.

  • You missed the speech marks in your second line.

  • I've always wanted to write a short story... This is going to be my first line.

  • I'd like to further explore the comment about celestial objects having different lengths of a day. A day on Mar is equivalent to 24 hours 39 minutes on Earth. Perhaps the bartender was not necessarily questioning the man's understanding of how many hours are in a "Earth" day. But rather, was more curious in if the man was from another planet but still measuring time on that planet relative to Earth. Of course, if this is the case, an argument still could be made on the bartenders intelligence or level of education; since a more straight forward query would be something like: "Are you from another planet where one revolution of that planet on it's axis is greater than the time of one revolution of the planet Earth?" However, the bartender might have felt that such a direct question would be confrontational (especially if the "man" was an alien invader). The joke is lacking in context that would conclusively determine the motivations behind the bartenders question

  • wow...

  • This joke is just hilarious!

  • That home was funny until I read the coments on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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